Tuesday, April 5, 2011

I want to scratch yer eyeballs out

clik to take a closer look
In a house that really didn't do anything for me, this room - THAT chair - made me want to like it. The tile of the fireplace surround, the rug, the tiger, big furry chair, windows. I was getting a good feeling. Until I spied those orchids in a cylinder vase. NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo...... out! Get out! And take your precious little girl portrait friend with you. Back to the room you belong in. You're creating tension... and not in a good way.

You two go live down the hall, here


And don't be mucking up this room either with your cylinder vase


Thank you.
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3 comments:

  1. nelyaApril 5, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Holy shit, that first room is awesome. Except, of course, for the poopy orchids and the cutesy portrait. I am positively transfixed by that ceiling and the fireplace surround, and the gorgeous orange chairs, and that ridiculously expensive pillow that I want so badly, and the golden stool, and the Arco, and those arched french doors. Sigh. Ok, I feel better now.

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  2. jessicaraesommerApril 6, 2011 at 6:27 AM

    This made me laugh out loud! So, agreed, sometimes those thoughtless last minute staging items are just that--- thoughtless? A home needs to look lived in, comfortable, personal. These are a bit awkward when thrown into most spaces!

    Obviously home to me means giant little girl portraits and a cylinder of blossoms. I also like to see a open book with reading glasses tossed casually on top. Because before a photoshoot, you were intrenched in the latest twilight novel and forgot to put it away. Naturally...

    Xoxo Jessica Rae
    Www.lovelyuglydesign.com

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  3. JuliaApril 6, 2011 at 7:10 AM

    Being the proud new owner of two orchids that I've managed to keep alive longer than I expected, those are just weird, and there's really nothing more to say that that!

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